i keep forgetting the universe has unitary evolution thus all the bad things happening to me due being unable to stand up by myself are not my fault

had ultrasound they found out i'm not pregnant

toxoplasmosis could slightly fix me

repellent body mosquito spray

one night you are just here peacefully texting on the phone and a minute later you are dead asleep that's crazy

i was finally awake enough to work on pc but a flying stink bug decided for me it's time to go to bed

a genius, and a retard

cute fluffy dust clogging the coarse net inside hair dryer is the guardian angel that saves your hair from getting tangled into the fan

just realized that i put the duvet inside the duvet cover with the long side on the narrow side but it took me half an hour to put it in so am gonna sleep with a huge blob as top cover

i keep getting more bristles than hair from my brush i hope i accidentally triggered a magic where the brush becomes bald instead of me