I heard he even jumped on his birthday celebration and started at 11:56 last night, crazy

Those titles are as legitimate as this man’s resume

I’m never ever this guy but holy fuck. The clock management is awful. The play calling is worse. Dana is not the guy. Butler is definitely not the guy. At this point I’m not sure Rhule is either.

Is this the most fun Nebrasketball has ever been?

I know she’s 81 but hear me out…

Ball don’t lie. The Pryce is wrong, bitch.

Frager is my fucking hero

Braden Frager “massive hog” has officially been ruled day to day. Hopefully we will get him back sooner rather than later!

This commentary team is fucking world’s worst

Call him Pr-ICE Sandfordt the way he’s shooting in Minnesota

Border patrol agent: PrICE Sandfort Suspect: Goldy the Gopher

BREAKING: I have received post-game footage of Dusty May and the lead ref of tonight’s game, Big Ten Conference please start an investigation

If you don’t fuck with Bad Bunny then you have a small cock, I don’t make the rules

Fuck Sidney Crosby. Fuck Connor Mcdavid. Fuck Justin Trudeau. Fuck Jim Carrey. Fuck Drake. Fuck Celine Dion. Fuck Wayne Gretzky. Fuck Seth Rogan. And FUCK BRAD MARCHAND. Yeah it’s fuck Canada as a whole.

Hey Canada….

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

Hell ya you are bud.

Hey Justin, fuck you.