He gotta die bro deadass

GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE

i don’t play about my nonverbal time

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

your “twenties” are actually ages 25 - 35 if you’re gay

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck

the mexican in me yearns to have a baby

¡Muchas felicidades a la selección mexicana de Futbol! Por el triunfo en la Copa Oro 2025 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Thank you, Tobin 🫶 After 181 caps, 2 World Cups, and 2 Olympic gold medals, an iconic career has come to a close as Tobin Heath has announced her retirement from professional soccer.

It's too late, I sat down on the couch after work, go on without me

not this weekend lol

this will forever be my favorite all-star team in the history of sports

Hey a bunch of us are going off the rails on a crazy train later if you want to come thru

cereal be good as hell every 200 weeks

i love wnba teammates!

Whatever you’re going through you still have to wear deodorant

hate when mfs make me be mean, i had a pocket full of sunshine til u did that

weird me out? no. you’ve weirded me in. let’s merge souls

“You’re doing amazing, sweetie!” - Pinoe, probably 📸

“im not into politics” well TOO BAD. politics is not a hobby. people’s lives are at stake and it WILL affect you!!!!