evolutionary psychology is astrology for incels

me in 7th grade: (never smoked weed, threw up from a beer once) my xbox gamertag: xXTheLonelyStonerr42Xx

in order to prepare himself for the barbecue perils ahead

from personal experience, if you look at me again i’m a skeleton, being dangled off a cliff? i though so...

if you want to end rape i guess

imagine. a world where guns come out of the pacific ocean.

i ask everyone to watch my starfish rant

sell shares in pond demons

an alternate universe where alternate universes aren't real

the reason dogs constantly bark at me

my christ. i am proud to bring you "Ghetto Sonic"

i plan on attending the wedding so i can get a faceful of my denim airbags

i found a pill in the grass. i think it makes them mad.

it is time for me to vomit cigar grease all over the dairy queen parking lot

you got me. i nod and continue my journey onward.

please don’t call me shit

wake up in the year 2010

if you see an alligator in a press hat

ugh moths perched all over me