“Unfortunately, our greedy millionaires at Disney couldn’t agree with the greedy millionaires at Google. Therefore, you all can go fuck yourselves.”

Me on any given day randomly in my living room

november first....

You hate to see it

“You gotta feel bad for vladdy” Me:

“Gotta feel for Vladdy”

I can’t believe this is real man

.Andrew Cuomo

Reminder that Nancy Pelosi is so old that there is literally a picture of JFK checking out her rack

2 days into Mamdani's America🙏🙏

✨Kei$ha✨

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they hate drag queens but steal their swag

the fact that this is even needed? what the fuck is going on. for the past decade the general public has been hell-bent on exposing the ‘secret pedo rings of hollywood’ or the ‘secret pedo rings of the media’ and now that we have ACTUAL evidence of pedophilia and sex crimes

government agents go into low income neighborhoods and drop off unregistered firearms meant for the US army to fuel gang violence and turf wars within our cities all the "big homies" in these neighborhoods dont get arrested, they are federal informants and get young kids to do

.Detroit Red Wings hows that Yzerplan going fuckin losers?

Ms. Rachel is one of the kindest humans in public life who has preached nothing but love for all children, everywhere. She hasn't uttered a cruel word toward anyone, let alone antisemitism. This absolute garbage sets back the fight against antisemitism. What an embarrassment.

They really said hes too good of an antisemite to be nominated, just so unserious 😂

"Don't worry, it's just 1 minute of ads" 3 months later...

Anupa Thathsara this shit took me forever