Genocide creates jobs-- at the David Zwirner Gallery. Why he supported Biden/Harris. And why Jared will build his megagallery in Gaza.

I have an invented an app where you can buy products that will covertly make your girlfriend fat. It is called ChubHut.ly.

Do dudes rock? Yes. But we can be so much more.

I think, "unto the world new forms."

Ummmm eff yeah!

Who wants to watch my new anime, "My Girlfriend Is A Durian"?

Five Easy Penises

I'm one of the few surviving men with a brain not addled by porn (other stuff has destroyed it, like modernism and alcohol), so I'm just now hearing about "Cock Rankings".

back in the day we just called indie sleaze "doing cocaine"

These last five years of alcoholism have really paid off (got a full night's worth of sleep)

"Shit, man." (tearing up after receiving an Obama phone in the mail) "Thanks, Obama."

Nader Sadaqa, an Israelite Samaritan and member of the PFLP, was released today at Hamas' request after two decades in Israeli dungeons.

Me, penning my first political tract: "Email has had nothing but deleterious consequences for the working woman. From the first keystroke to the coup de grace of the 'send' click, the email engenders a situation most," ponders for a second, "pornographic."

🇨🇳🇯🇵 At a Chinese anime event, someone thought it was a good idea to cosplay as Tetsuya Yamagami who was responsible for the assassination of Shinzo Abe. I dare these same people to cosplay as Winnie the Pooh (aka: Xi Jinping).

Women love men who dance. Not me tho. I think it’s for homos.

If I were a Trotskyite And you were Kautsky Would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby? --Bob Darrin at the Fourth International

"Hamas used a special liquid" set to the opening piano salvo of "Old Time Rock and Roll" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band.

The best romantic match on Earth is a fried 41 year old drug addict artist and an emaciated 21 year old Gothic Lolita.

Modernity isn't much more than the transformation of every facet of life into work. Post-modernity is pointing at this very serious attempt and laughing, like the most annoying "random" kid in your 7th grade class.

"Alexa, is this guy bothering you?" White Knight guy talking to his Amazon thing