“Wait. How am I gonna make ramen...? Donnie!”

“Pfft, dramatic much?”

“Turtle ranch? That’s what I put on my pizza!”

"I've been perfecting contactless delivery since..." Mikey starts counting on his 6 fingers.

Breaks out the abacus. "...carry the one.."

"If Donnie has this many pizza slices and we take away two slices he has... Two hours by train to Parsippany."

"I'm just messin' with ya, dudes! I know how old we are. I count by cakes."

... "Woah."

"Well actually Leo, Donatello's David is considered by some to be the first work in the Renaissance." Goes off to microwave some gummy bears.

"I'm just gonna leave all these water bottles, snacks, masks and hand sanitizer conveniently in the street. Just in case, I dunno, some peaceful people walk by."

"Have ya heard the one about the pizza that walks into a bar? Bartender says 'Hey! We don't serve food here!'"

"Don't trust her, Leo! She's got evil eyes." He wiggles his fingers next to his face.

"Eeeeeeeviiiiiilll."

"IT IS LONG PAST CURFEW, YOUNG MAN."

"I RESENT YOUR TONE."

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

"Ooohhh pop tarts!!"

"Leo's katana is PERFECT for chopping radishes."

"Do ya think we're related to Godzilla? I feel like I could really teach that bro how to chill, ya know?"

"Do ya think when we die it's our souls that provide nourishment to the flowers? Huh." He goes back to his sriracha gummy bear mac and cheese.