@marchio91 vedi cn la neve?!?

My most redeeming quality is the fact that I return bottles for cash. bitly.xaijo.com/ora

I bet rapists can get their straw in a Capri Sun on the first try. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/sergio

Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. shorturl.xaijo.com/penny

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/georgina I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/manuel In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? shorturl.xaijo.com/patti

I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/alma

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/luis In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.

go.bdsmgalls.net/jerry Great... This guy double parked his porsche, and now I've got paint all in my keys.

go.bdsmgalls.net/lara "God hates fogs" - homophobic clouds

go.bdsmgalls.net/joel I wish I was half excited about anything as a four year old is to push an elevator button.

I wish I could hang out with Gwen Stefani. We would discuss which shit is/isn't bananas. go.bdsmgalls.net/kim

A polaroid is what an eskimo takes when he wants to bulk up. go.bdsmgalls.net/carey

Something people in McDonalds have? Fries. Something people in McDonalds don't have? Ankles. go.bdsmgalls.net/danielle

Before gaydar, it is widely suspected that gay men found each other using a cumpass. fw2.bdsmgalls.net/tamera

"dovrò stare in carcere 14 anni. Di cazzate ne ho fatte ma non ho commesso stragi non ho ammazzato. Quanti pesi e quante misure?" #meaculpa

Siamo fatti per il 70% di cellulare in mano.