Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives This old timer is a comedic genius

Happy 7th birthday to my beautiful and kind great-niece, Hattie the Toffee. X

The PL just finished game week 2 and we have as many refereeing controversy as goals. A reminder. This is week 2. We have 360 more games to go.

NubiBlue ➕💎 ⬛ Keir Starmer I’d tighten things up in France. Look for authority for uk to police areas there with France providing enforcement inland. This following of reform stinks to high heaven. Show them who has 400 MPs and who has 4 - cowards.

NubiBlue ➕💎 ⬛ Am all for bring in young players was fed up seeing us bringing old players just a thought about the price

Genuine question to reform or Tory voters. Which of these rights don't you want?

PeterSweden Think about this for just two seconds. You think she just HAPPENED to have an axe and machete on her person, and that she pulled them out when a man started filming her for no reason? This whole thing is like a global IQ test.

Mansfield manager Nigel Clough will take charge of a game against Everton for the first time tomorrow. His Dad Brian faced the Toffees countless times. Here he is with a famous interview in the Goodison Park tunnel after his Forest side were beaten 4-0.

So, let me get this right. Lucifer Connolly, the Lady of free speech racial incitement, is meeting a senior American about free speech. The same country that used the FBI to raid the home of John Bolton because he dared to criticise Taco Trump. You really can't make this 💩 up.

Is anyone surprised ?

Destroying the game..

All three turned down Newcastle United and the opportunity to play Champions League football for one of the best managers around.. Tonight they’ve been knocked out the League Cup by Grimsby Town. Life comes at you fast lads 😆😆😆 #Nufc

Reform reminded me: "Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, grabbing an Indian curry or Turkish kebab, then going home to sit on Swedish furniture & watch American shows on a Japanese TV, while being suspicious of anything foreign."

Alcaraz in the 10 slot is a really good player . Always looking to advance , make something happen , such a positive player. Unlucky not to score with a snap shot in the 1st half, good save, even better shot, unstoppable, for his goal. We’ve got very good options this season.

I liked the teams performance. I found it strange that we possessed the tools to play a slow build up game to break down a stubborn low block. And with six changes to the team. A situation we often stumble in. Wouldn't want to see it every game, but it's nice we can change it.

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NubiBlue ➕💎 ⬛ I like that on Moyes he is not as stud on like some who simply try one way no matter what. Over all good professional display I thought

The man being threatened by a girl with an axe and a knife is a family man, with an 8-month-old baby, who came here legally from Bulgaria four years ago. He was accompanied by his wife on the way to the shops. The far-right are shameless, gullible, and dangerous lying bastards.

NubiBlue ➕💎 ⬛ Joe Thomas Our squad isn't big enough to let him go on loan imho. It might be the best thing for him to go on loan, but not for the team (this season) unless we backfill. Personally, I'd keep him in the squad. Give him mins from the bench and let him fight his way into the team.

... And you all fell for it.