B Team captain Gilson: "Malone better be ready. Imma hit a half court shot in his mouth. That traitor still owes me a jersey from a bet"

Juaqo, creator of the shirts: "me no speak English." We're gonna call bull on that one. Avoidance of the media will get you fined

Marc, aka Larry Bird: "I'll call him some names, but at the end of the day he's my left fielder for softball." #priorities

Point Guard Justin Reeder: "is he even a part of this chapter? I can't wait to dunk on his face"

Leading dunker Luke Henning: "I'm gonna dunk on everyone, even my teammates. Also, I'm single." You heard it here first

B Team Coach Trevor Berry: "we're the best team in this league that hasn't scored over 20 in a game, and that's because I'm the best coach."

Miles Barnhardt, A Team leader in fouls: "Joe better not come in my lane. I will wreck him. Dez caught the ball. Kevin Durant is a snake."

Graham Childree fell asleep during our interview. Was apparently tired of telling bland jokes and laughing at Eric

Eric Turner, self-proclaimed best trash talker and B-teams number one fan: "if I was out there I'd put Malone in his place with my (cont'd).

amazing crossovers and hair. But I kinda feel like just watching. I'll do 100 push-ups before Marc travels."

Katie Bonner, Kaak's girlfriend: "heck yea I'm wearing a cupcake shirt! That traitor will be booed THE WHOLE GAME!"

A-Team captain Tristan Thompson: "Milan is a....." our mics cut off but true fans can fill in the blanks

That's a wrap for the night! B Team is downed 66-16 and A Team TIES 41-41 because ya know, OT isn't a thing? #thanksCampusRec

A Team Leaders: Points: Thompson 16 on 5/11 shooting Rebounds: Thompson 8 Assists: Hardin 2 Stls: Childree/Thompson 5 Turnovers: Hardin 9

B Team leaders: Points: Reeder 5 Assists: Juaqo 23 or something Rebounds: Gilson 49 or something #Grahamkeptthestats

Cupcake Returns: Thomas vs A Team: no show Kaak vs B Team: 37 pts(new intramural record) 12/20 shooting & 11/15 FTs. 7 rebs, 4 stls, 2 assts

*we know Kaak was playing that cherry-picking game, we'll see you next time* 😏

Final regular season matchups tonight! B Team plays No Jumper at 9 and A Team plays Your Mom's Fav at 10 with playoff seeding up for grabs!

A team defeated B team last night 58-27 with Salors/Thompson combining for 50 of the 58 points. A team continues tonight vs Footballerz at 9