diaspora wars don’t move me I’m every nigga

Why did no one warn me that, as an adult, one day you get a little tired and then you stay that way....for the rest of your life???

A sexual fantasy of mine is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

So cool when someone is very clear about being into you and just has absolutely no chill about it

I want the jobs that people who are able to workout at 2pm on a Wednesday have

“I think it’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in pursuit of human connection”

The clavicle highlight? 🫦

and embarrass yourself a lot in pursuit of your goals.

me and my deep rooted connection to gold jewelry

He’s gonna tell everyone you were a psycho anyway, babe. Cause a scene.

january is a trial month, february is for couples, my 2026 will start in march.

A private prostitute.

it’s so funny when people avoid talking to you on valentine’s day like nigga it’s saturday what’s the move lmfao

I don’t like dudes who can’t express themselves when it comes to their feelings but no problem talking sexual.

😭😭😭

Valentine’s Day 2026 is OVER

If I cut you off Not even your funeral will make me care

Gtf away from me!!!

Convince me you’re not all sociopaths with no soul/heart!