" i'm not even here, misty. "

" misty... "

|| apologies for the delays as of late. started a new job & celebrated my birthday. getting back to the groove of things slowly but surely.

ᅠ ᅠ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀─┄┄ 𓂉 𒑊 ུ⠀𝓜𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝓖͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐋͟ .ᐣ ᅠ ᅠ

could always just douse it in cheap whiskey and cigarette smoke.

stupid anyone would ask you if your wife was single. stupid you even have to say that you have a crush on your own wife, it's a hopeful given. stupid that you married a very closeted lesbian. but she's hot, i get it.

so, literally the only thing you really managed to correct me on is saying 𝑏𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑢𝑎𝑙 instead of 𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑏𝑖𝑎𝑛. wow.

oh — hey, kiddo.

i've been... around. sort of. what's, uhm, up with you?

i—... yeah, 'course i will. what's the show? who're you playing?

cinderella, huh? that's quite the role. ( she's never seen it. doesn't know two shits about it. ) bet you've been practicing a ton, yeah? can't wait to see it.

Dear Shauna, fuck you. Whole heartedly. You're the worst of us all.