The morning routine

top 5 male canon events: 1. cracking fl studio 2. impulsive buzzcut 3. fumbling the 7/10 with a great body that liked you 4. getting your ass beat cause of shit grades 5. realizing theres levels to this soccer shit

birds arent real What the fuck did you just say about John Summit, bro? I’ll have you know he’s been dropping bangers globally, has a residency in Ibiza, and has headlined more festivals than you’ve even heard of. He’s been trained in the ancient art of four-on-the-floor and has over 300

Maybe the guy that “created” a tunnel for a his electric car that fits max 5 people and thinks of it as the ideal method of transportation shouldn’t be running anything regarding efficiency.

Wait, Elon’s been getting all these women pregnant with in vitro fertilization? Dude I got a way cooler method you should try you dumbass

How i check on my girl after playing the game all day

Silence is not an option.

New update for listening to music just dropped

Today’s kids will never know the feeling of hitting a mint juul pod w this song in the background. Tragic

pumped to bring you this months Mixed In Key. I filled it with a lot of my personal favorite tracks from the last few weeks....tap in 🔑 soundcloud.com/clarkkeymusic/…

The fat jokes funny til 2am hit and you realize you have no bitches. I’m fat and married. You “skinny” and depressed. Eat some gumbo FN it’ll cheer you up. 🤝🏾

Bruh $105 for Mochakk yeah idk about that one chief

The Lord of Leisure will give his x payout to someone who reposts & likes this post! Winner chosen Monday night at random - must follow this account to dm info. Love all my followers and appreciate the numbies. Good luck!

You shouldn’t be able to legally own anything that takes up a primary weapon slot on COD

There are Snapchat streaks that have lasted longer than the confederacy

🚨 JUST IN - Kash Patel asks public for patience as FBI decides what to write on Church Shooter's bullets

DL niggas always post they bitch after the gay allegations come out