When I was a kid, I thought any yellow truck was a hemi, because those were the only ones that said it on them

Just ordered JNCO's for my toddler

Who wants to go christmas caroling? We r going to sing big worm by maxo kream

Having a pink sheisty made for my 2 year old as part of her christmas

James Talarico 4 pres

Stage 6 of grief: tossing merch.

Imagine going to whataburger when braums exists

All my sins have been warshed away

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When I win the lottery I'm going to buy linkedin and then turn it off

It’s crazy to me that all maga people are both ugly and stupid. Pick a struggle.

BREAKING: ICE officials are reportedly mad that tow companies in Minneapolis keep towing ICE vehicles, but the tow truck drivers keep shrugging and saying, "If you all refuse to identify yourselves, it's impossible for us to tell which vehicles are yours, isn't it?"

In a week we’re going to see MAGA get angrier at Green Day and Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl than at the President for being a pedophile

My bills are paid, house is cleaned, groceries in the pantry, I'm tan and have lost 10 pounds this month. Life is good.

Just had a crispy cola, a cheap box of black hair dye, and some kesha and it hit me like a sleeper agent

Raccoons are damaging cybertrucks because they are mistaking them for dumpsters (real)

Trying to beat the white trash allegations but my parents got married at bodacious bbq