Up until the age of 17 I thought that contact solution was something you dropped in your eyes to dissolve the contacts you were wearing (I also thought contacts were disposed of daily)

Me when I was 9, echoing the news in the car with my dad: “Tiger Woods had another affair” Dad: “Do you know what sex is” Me (fully knowing what sex is): “Uh…kissing?” Dad: “Ok” And then we never discussed it again

Justified

You can tell who is in college and who has a 9-5 based off how late they post their BeReal when the notif goes off at 11:30pm on a Wednesday

I’m not even halfway thru but god DAMN

It’s 2023 how have food manufacturers not already added air frying instructions to their packages

First name: 🇮🇳 Middle name: 🇮🇳 Last name: 🇮🇳 Ethnicity: 🇮🇳 Nationality: 🇮🇳🇺🇸 I don’t think this trend was made for people like me

Thinking ab the submersible reminds me of how you were stuck in my head. All I could feel was darkness on my journey to see the wreckage of our history that ran so deep. & now the thought of not being w/ u makes me want to implode. You dont have to respond, tell ur mom I said hi

These 3 dogshit lines almost ruined the whole song

Hack squat RDL Incline press Lat pull down Lateral raise 3 more exercises I would add: calf raise, bicep curl, cable tricep pull down

Pertinent things stick in your mind. This is how I committed things to memory in college

Cleanser, moisturizer, retinoid, SUNSCREEN. That’s all you need

Fahrenheit works best for every day temperatures because it measures how hot it is outside from a scale of 0-100. If it’s chilly out you’re at a 50. Freezing cold is below 30. Very hot is 90+. 70 is just right

They shoulda gave me a podium I would have cooked them both

The average single person is younger than the average married person. Younger people vote blue. PLEASE use your head