Apparently in Bismarck you can only catch covid in the dressing rooms. 🤡

I really had y’all crankin that soulja boy 🤣

Not to toot my own horn or anything but I made lasagna for the first time... and let me tell you it’s f*ing bomb.

Is TruMoo milk a thing anymore? I shit you not, that so called “milk” tasted like a wet dish towel mixed with coconut water.

You gotta talk to God on your best days too 🎯

Being engaged at the same time as my sister is great! We will be able to go dress shopping together and help plan our weddings together. But if I get asked one more fucking time if we are having a joint wedding I might actually go nuts. nicole ewoniuk

Here’s what comes next. 1) More V people get Sick 🤒 2) They blamed Un-V people 3) Un-V people perfectly healthy 4) V people end up in hospital 5) Un-V people get discriminated against by V people 6) Permanent, mandated tracking passports & travel restrictions

I picked out my wedding dress today and it hit me… I’m marrying my best friend and I couldn’t have asked for a more perfect person to spend forever with.

If you’re not going to dance your ass off at my wedding, don’t bother coming.

Every time I cook I hear Gordon Ramsay telling me to fuck off.

Steven “Papa Hawk” Koch Dickinson State University, Linebacker 2014-2017

🅰️udreyHecker is ruthless in a group chat god damn

Nurses should not have to pay back student loans. Not after fighting this war.

RIP to America’s dad, Bob Saget

When it comes to being a good person Bryce Wigert is an All-American. Someone who is so willing to help others deserves to be lifted up sometimes. Please consider donating to this good cause for such a special person! We’ve got your back Wiggy!

Congratulations to the Hecker’s!! 🅰️udreyHecker Cole Hecker love you both so much.

"do you remember?" Me:

Satanists control the west and they show you that they worship the devil. It’s not a conspiracy theory. They literally show you. Are you blind?