(The sound of creaking, followed by a hacking cough, and the slap of two feet hitting a cold and dusty floor). "Remember us?..."

Noys R Us Tas Pappas will be doing a reddit AMA tonight at 9pm (BST). We'd love it if you could shout about it! reddit.com/r/IAMA

Cardiff! Mark this down. Noys R Us screen #AllThisMayhem at Spit and Sawdust Friday September 26, 7pm. Be there. bit.ly/1CN9GRS

Clearing out the outhouse. Just found my old boots instagram.com/p/s4SRL0IjMI/ Noys R Us

A 2nd Sep treat for you, Fri 26th - ALL THIS MAYHEM Spit and Sawdust Tix from Chapter Arts Centre Spit and Sawdust City Surf - Cardiff youtu.be/8wDiszmA2o8

This Friday night, 7pm at @spitandsawdustskatepark in conjunction with Chapter Arts Centre & Noys R Us & #citysurf ...... fb.me/6NY1jxX5y

Very excited about the ALL THIS MAYHEM screening Spit and Sawdust tomorrow night. Also very excited about Nia's burgers. Great film, great food!

Noys R Us Carolina Vasquez Chapter Arts Centre Here's a little map

Mr PIPES on tap for ALL THIS MAYHEM screening later. Doors 7pm/film 8pm/£5. Come watch a film in a skatepark with Noys R Us Chapter Arts Centre

As if ALL THIS MAYHEM wasn't brilliant enough, Spit and Sawdust has Mr PIPES on tap tonight! Yes, we do know how to show you a good time.

Cardiff! Who's ready for the Mayhem? Get down to Spit and Sawdust for Noys R Us Presents #AllThisMayhem. Tonight. 7pm. bit.ly/1CN9GRS

Prep suitably underway for tonight's screening of ALL THIS MAYHEM Spit and Sawdust Mr PIPES Doors 7pm, film at 8pm.

If you're not Spit and Sawdust for ALL THIS MAYHEM you're missing this!

All the comfy seats are taken Spit and Sawdust People are sitting on the ramps ALL THIS MAYHEM

Ace night Spit and Sawdust last night ALL THIS MAYHEM City Surf - Cardiff Chapter Arts Centre Thanks for coming down!

If we lived in Bournemouth, we'd be going to this Arts Bournemouth oldfirestation.co.uk/event_details_…

Wed night, 20,000 Days on Earth directors Iain & Jane are Chapter Arts Centre discussing the Jarman Awards. Not to be missed! m.facebook.com/events/2637121…

Mon next week 'Super Duper @RealAliceCooper' @FullMoonCardiff Chapter Arts Centre Doors at 7, film at 8, tix £5. I think you're gonna like it...

Monday night. The one and only 'Super Duper @RealAliceCooper'! @FullMoonCardiff Doors at 7, film at 8, tix £5!

Next Monday @FullMoonCardiff rare UK screening of 'Hated: GG Allin' GG Allin Great interview with director here bedfordandbowery.com/2014/06/9-thin…