LIKE TO SLAP HIS BALD HEAD. RETWEET TO SLAP HIS BALD HEAD.

NOTHING YOU DO CAN UNSLAP YOUR BALD HEAD.

AINT NOTHIN' PILTIES BUILD IS EVER GONNA STOP SOMEONE WHO AINT EVER RUNS. JUST SAYIN'. YA CAN KEEP YA TURRETS AND GUNS, BUT I AINT SCARED OF THEM! I GOTS AN AXE! AND THAT'S ALL I NEED!

AND? WHEN HAS THAT EVER STOPPED ME?

NOXUS GAVE ME SHIT TO FIGHT, AND I'M A SIMPLE MAN, CAN'T ASK FER MUCH MORE.

I AM NOT SCARED OF DEATH. DEATH HAS TO STOP ME FROM FIGHTING, I'LL FIGHT IT TOO!!

[ Great. That was just gross. Not like he was much better though, wiping off his face. ] UH, CAUSE SHE LIKES ME DUH? ANIMALS REALLY AINT ALL THAT COMPLICATED. EITHER THEY LIKE YA, OR YA FOOD. I MEAN. SHES BIT ME, BUT SHES A LIZARD, WHAT DO YA EXPECT!

ARUGING THIS STUFF IS ALWAYS POINTLESS CAUSE IT AINT EVER CHANGE ANYTHING. YA HATE IT SO MUCH? DO SOMETHIN' BOUT IT YA, COWARD.

|| ooc: noxus was the only region i grinded clash for, i just wanted to flex my banner and love for it. also Noxian Yordle is just my name on NA. talk shit on it if you want but i just think Noxus is metal and badass and that's why I like it.

JUST KINDA TIRED OF PEOPLE BITCHIN'. THERES AN AXE RIGHT THERE! PICK IT UP AND STAB SOMEONE IF IT REALLY GETS TOO MUCH ON YA NERVES. I KNOW THAT'S WHAT I DO! AND LOOK AT ME! I'VE BEEN ABSOLUTELY FINE.

HUMANS AINT KNOW HOW TO JUST STAY DEAD! LIKE YA KILL THEM, RIGHT? BUT THEN 30 MORE POP UP THE NEXT WEEK AND YA ARE LIKE. HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET THERE!

|| ooc: and since i am on this topic i will jump over here and say, kleds fur is like. super matted and he does not take care of it at all. he puts it in a ponytail, and gets it out of his face and thats it.

|| ooc: i just dont like tryndamere because he's annoying to fight as kled and thats about it. i feel like his kit could be much much more healthy for the game, but i think skarner needs the rework more.

DRINK THIS MUSHROOM JUICE INSTANTLY.

GOOOOOD MORNIN’ NOXUS! YA MISS ME?!

UHHUHH… IM SURE YOU DIIIID.

GET BACK HERE YA BASTARD!!!

NO! YA STEP ON MY LANDS YA GET WHAT THE FUCK IS COMIN’!