He‘s three apples tall.

#IGETHARDFROMKISSING

Hello timeline, I love my wife (his birthday’s in less than 24 hours).

Birthday boy thought I meant wrapping actual gifts. Silly, this was about wrapping you all along.

His birthday gift’ll be a second choice at life, because I can guarantee that I will not go easy on him.

Happiest of birthdays to my one and only. I love you to infinity and beyond, and I couldn’t be more proud of you. With our first year approaching, I keep realising how much I want to spend the rest of my life with you. The gift that keeps on giving, I love you. Happy birthday.

September 8th, 2024, the day we found each other. The beginning of endless nights of happiness, and of eternal loveliness. My heart is yours, forever. I love you more than words can hold.

I‘ve never been so stressed about an edit before, I need this to be perfect.

One year with my amazingly sweet, smart, and handsome boy. You are my sustenance, in every part of my life I see you, I long for you, I live for your notice. One year behind us, and hopefully countless more ahead, with you always by my side.

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I need to kiss all over his chest and bite his skin until it breaks a bit.

He called me husband 😕 (we‘ve been married for 7 months)

I just called my wife bro

I will end Twitter.

Just searched „twitter down“ cause I‘m trying to see if it‘s just bugging for me and wife and the first thing I see is n$fw capybara furry 4I slop?

Since everyone‘s inactive and twitters down: My wife enjoys being degraded and manhandled by me.

Now I got sniped.