⠀ it won’t be necessary, you know how i abhor violence. ⠀

⠀ be quiet. you talk a lot of nonsense, love. ⠀

⠀ yes, you want. don’t fight. ⠀

⠀ girls night or something with nina and maggie! * i’m not a girl, but thanks. and i’m not a boy either. ⠀

ㅤㅤ ㅤ god, why? ㅤㅤ ㅤ

ㅤㅤ ㅤ i’m going to buy crowley a suit, he’ll look really nice in that one. ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ ㅤ for our beautiful wedding, my dear. i’m excited. ㅤㅤ

⠀ don't you want it? ⠀

ㅤㅤ ㅤ should it be an offense, vile demon?! ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ ㅤ you called me a gay angel! ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ ㅤ I AM, BUT. ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ ㅤ i’m in need of candy. ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ ㅤ i already ate everything, dear. ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ ㅤ aziraphale is quiet, cradling one of his old books in his hands. normally, he wouldn’t mind the demon’s strange behavior, but it had started to get stranger every minute. “ darling, are you okay— .ᐣ ” ㅤㅤ ㅤ

ㅤㅤ ㅤ eyebrows rose. the book had been closed in front of him, in an incredulous act. “ crowley, you've known me for six thousand years ... i have never cut my hair since— since the beginning! ” ㅤㅤ ㅤ

ㅤㅤ ㅤ “ sweetheart, if i were to give you a gift, i wouldn’t tell you now. don’t be silly. ” they ran a hand through the platinum strands, extending their arms to their husband. “ what are you worrying about, huh— ? ” ㅤㅤ ㅤ

ㅤㅤ ㅤ aziraphale tried to place his husband in his arms, with sublime delicacy and affection. he liked being with crowley. “ bored .ᐣ oh, my silly demon ... what could distract you .ᐣ we could cook together. ” ㅤㅤ

⠀ “ isn’t liquor a little too alcoholic for a situation like this .ᐣ i don’t know if we should do it— ! ” pressed his lips together, arching one of his eyebrows thoughtfully. even very— very reflective. ⠀

ㅤㅤ ㅤ but it’s pretty ... i thought you liked it. ㅤㅤ ㅤ

ㅤㅤ ㅤ i prefer yellow. ㅤㅤ