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how niggas looked at you in 2020 when u coughed more than once

how it feels to get inserted into a friend group by someone else but the others actually kinda fw you

Me after arguing with the whole house:

Superhero: stops time and rewinds it by 15 years. A prisoner who had already served 14 years and 360 days of his sentence:

They made Bran the new King Is this some sort of joke

- ¿Drake? - ¿Qué? - ¿Dónde está el cuerpo de Cristo?

NEVER DOOM.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Ninth scientist linked to secret US space and nuclear programs dies with no cause of death listed.

🚨#BREAKING: A Ninth scientist linked to secret US space and nuclear programs dies with no cause of death listed.

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

Best use of this meme so far lol

sending it to Coachella is stressing me tf out

When you buy a book that teaches how to get away with fraud and it never arives.

That gap in my resume is from when I was in the Night’s Watch

if you’re an opening dj, fuck you don’t even play anything

Derek Stingley Jr. Will Anderson Jr. Danielle Hunter. Azeez Al-Shaair. Jalen Pitre. Calen Bullock. Reed Blankenship. Sheldon Rankins. Kayden McDonald. The Houston Texans are building the best defense in the league 😳

Don’t get me wrong, I’m ready for summer, but the thought of a crisp October Sunday full of football gives me butterflies