when your reply guy gets a girlfriend it’s like seeing your favorite shelter dog get adopted by a good home

Justin Trudeau really went through the most random career arc😭

BREAKING: after Jaipur now in Uttar Pradesh Congress leader Sachin Chaudhary shower flowers on Muslims brother. Love ❤️❤️❤️

"THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS" okay, I'm not saying they're not 🙂‍↔️🚬

protect your routine in the talking stage. they are not your person yet and organizing your whole day around them sets you up for a painful readjustment if things go quiet

I'll clap for others until it's my turn.

sometimes I want to be skinnier but then I remember that body types are kind of like dog breeds and if im a corgi who wants to lose weight to look like an italian greyhound that won’t make me look like an italian greyhound it’ll just make me look like a sick ugly corgi so nvm

girls love being interrogated by the way. if you tell a girl that you're planning to interrogate her she will be thrilled at the prospect of receiving intense and undivided attention

Good morning:

A friend in Cuba just notified me that every single patient in that hospital that was on ventilators died tonight. I don’t have words.

They put a cap on airfares when fuel prices were low, and removed the cap now when the risk of exploitative pricing is higher. What was the point of the cap then? 😂

if you interrogate a girl well enough she will alter her life trajectory accordingly to hang out with you

Their final gift to you, was repeating their pattern one more time so you could finally see that, despite their potential, this is who they choose to be

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self esteem.

Dear Apple, Please make it easier to delete contacts. Having to go into each contact & select edit then scroll to the very bottom is actually very annoying & tedious. Sincerely, Every iPhone User.