It's going to start hailing today, so I moved the plants inside, but I had to leave the shelf outside because of a new friend who's taken up residence

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG

i like the random extra tooth above his right canine. i enjoy the idea of The Vampirism entering ur body and just blowing the whole place up. running all the dna blueprints at once and growing extra teeth and shit

When you are the law and you cover your face, it’s because you know most people find what you’re doing to be morally reprehensible… that’s why the KKK did it.

a catty gay breakup born of betrayal and substance abuse? during Pride month?

he’s a south asian man living in the US. they’ve ALL had a fledgling rap career

Fuck those dogs too idc

"Status Cuomo"

This some peak nyc shit lol

I just asked my fiance if she wanted to see a picture of Oreo and monkey and she said no, I don't know what to do

I have snuck whole pizzas and fully eaten them in the following places where outside food was not allowed: My junior year creative writing workshop A drive in theatre A movie theater A Chinese restaurant A meditation and wellness retreat A classical music concert

Get ur Iranian cinema game up

Africans and Muslims have been in America longer than Irish, Croatians, Germans, or Poles have been. Omar Ibn Said wrote his biography in Arabic in the US in the 1830s

we should all @ a random oomf instead of using grok

This man has the claim to one of the hardest pictures ever taken. He is going to win.

twitter isn't profitable either but you still pay your employees

I could crank out 6+ page papers the morning they were due fueled by nothing other than an Arizona energy drink so this sounds like a skill issue