Missing the days we were preoccupied with $APP fraud allegations… We didn’t know how good we had it

Oh boy

It's a very bad day to be a cold beer in FiDi

Surely $INTU should just buy $BILL here? Basically getting Divvy for free and can put the $BAC migration nonsense to bed

Recession indicator: the expert networks actually find me a good subject matter expert the first time I ask

Reading management-provided TAM estimates give me brain cancer

That sell-side team that compared weights of 75 Chipotle burritos has found its next star Associate

No one seems to take this iteration of the India Pakistan conflict seriously but once China intervenes and sides with Pakistan then everyone will perk up, you heard it here first

Rare footage of me suiting up to learn what Medicare is with $UNH at $250

Moody’s downgrading US credit from AAA on a Friday is like that kid reminding the teacher they forgot to assign homework

Can’t wait for this election to be over so I can finally stop lying to Williamsburg girls about voting for Zohran

You can’t keep your side piece hidden and you want me to believe you’re going to keep my data SOC-II compliant?

Posting on social media using the phrase "here's to _________________" is like a bat-signal letting everyone know you're retarded and have crippling insecurity

Trump on pods trading airlines into the Q4 print:

It’s become abundantly clear this year that 1) very few on here know how to trade cyclicals and 2) very few on here know how to trade cyclicals against the backdrop of secular change.

Just figure out which 2-3 will generate P&L. You don’t get extra points for effort

Anyone have a rec for the best BBG training resource/YouTube series etc. for training a brand new analyst?

Don’t know who needs to hear this but this chart is all you need to know about what would happen if Thoma Bravo / Vista / Clearlake’s portcos were properly marked-to-market

So easy to spot career-long beneficiaries of SaaS beta. Religious affinity to these names, making excuses while trying to catch knives on SBC-addicted co’s with true existential risk. True for both publics and privates.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Intellectual inflexibility will kill you.