Jack White is still cranking out some pretty good tunes for somebody who has been dead... how many years now? Looks like about 10-20?

What idiot called it packin a bowl and not "Pourin a bowl of Cap'n Munch"

#thatsabigasshole Porn or Spelunking? Choose your own adventure!

u gotta kick?

*smashes piggy bank with hammer* *hurriedly gathers loose change* *walks to piggy bank store*

my family always burns black people without me😒😭

*obama makes it illegal to be black* *gets impeached*

Awkward moment when ur dad walks in on you bangin' his wife so hard.

Found a spider bite on my balls and the first thing I thought was "wonder if he cupped them."

More dicks than you can throw a dildo at

What the fuck is twitter?

@SaulKewl luv

Et tu, .Stolen Lemon???

It's a lot harder to take Saulfies in the summer

bro What? bro smell my fingers huh smell my fingers! Ew no bruh c'mon smell em Back the fuck up, sir. dude… ugh ok ……………… Doritos.....?

Couple of kids asked me if I wanted to 'join their squad' today hard to say yes when I was trying so hard to hide my excitement & pee spots

If weird twitter has taught me anything, that would've been cool.