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AJ πŸ¦„

@notunicornszn

Chelsea FC

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linkhttp://matias.me/nsfw calendar_today06-12-2015 20:33:52

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Someone would’ve watched that as their first game, the disappointment they are going to feel from now on is immeasurable

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Watch him actually get into the box for France and play properly.. one of the sharpest players ive seen but for some reason hates his Madrid teammates.. cant be a dictator and not deliver after getting what you want

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Inter are shit but Barca’s defence was even worse, Chelsea dont have good attackers or defenders, Liverpool cant control a game. PSG’s attack is that good and clinical however they can get bullied if the midfield battle is won since their defence is also suspect.

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He’s in the Werner/Darwin Nunez category of players. Top tier runs, creates space for others, draws defenders out but can’t score which is what makes them annoying.

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Fuck sakes this team is so dogshit. Worst form in the league and we gonna give spurs the easiest 3 points of their season.

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Can’t believe palmer has missed multiple penalties and literal open nets this season he’s actually finished unless he gets the surgery

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However you look at it, comparing a striker and a winger who are different sizes and play different roles is stupid in itself

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It’s so funny watching him try to do anything athletic but give him half a chance and it moves like a tracer bullet ffs

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An entire generation of people starting watching football because of him. Did it against real defenders as well because today is shocking in terms of defensive quality

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Last night also showed how much better psg are than barca. Both attacking teams except Paris decided to defend properly and made olise and Kane look so shit most of the game. Barca ship goals to bums and lose when it matters 😭