detachment from the concept of perfection is so freeing. i’ve been a good friend, i’ve been a bad friend, i’ve been ambitious, i’ve been lazy, i’ve been called gorgeous and i’ve been called hideous. i exist and i’m undeniably human. why would i deny myself of that?

“I won’t go out so I don’t spend money” Me at home:

In a few hours, someone pathetic is going to fast forward to the end and start tweeting who won at 8:38 because they have no self control and weren’t raised right. Please be aware.

first time it did this i thought i woke up in hell😭

& she should’ve made that post. period.

i'm big on "you could've just told me"

dan and phil finally officially. i need to call middle school oomf so bad like wait...

She knows she ate #VSFashionShow

When the washer and dryer did their job and now it’s your turn.

the answer to everything is just become a badder bitch idk

the way this could be applied to anything going on right now 😭

“staying home saves me money” also me:

Just got my electric bill. When y'all come over please use the flashlight on your phone.

forget camp rock 3 we need a sequel to princess protection program

Maybe I wouldn't have recognized Clark Kent

APRIL IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH. APRIL IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH. APRIL IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH. APRIL IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH. APRIL IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH. APRIL IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH. APRIL IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring