salary just hit, I’m at vijay sales asking them to bring mr vijay out

the difference between summer and winter olympics is so funny winter athletes be risking they lives

it’s not too late to go back to skiing jannik sinner wtf is this level of aura

Get a load of this MF attachment

always feel very cheated at the airport when you get to the gate and they load you onto a bus. this isn’t what we agreed. pull the plane around mate.

found something to cry over he trying to make the doll hug him

I’ll fight the bitch mom and her baby too

At the end of life, we reach for the same truth: to tell others we love them. Everything else is immaterial, to be and to love is enough.

Waiting for a scheduled phone call

I'm sorry are the queens dogs named after the planets BECAUSE OF GEORGE

Ranbir still alive is bigger proof that she hasn’t watched gone girl yet.

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook

Slept 4 hours yesterday like a Deloitte employee

RIP jesus. you would have loved birkenstocks

I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like

don’t let corporate world ruin your gym schedule and self care routine