that’s the way it’s pose to be, a real nigga pose to help you out with the groceries 🙃

When people my age have kids in high school I be in my head like OH YOU WAS FUCKIN FUCKIN 😭

People have been trying to get Charlie Kirk to shut up for years…maybe he should have complied.

that’s how I know I be cooking from scratch scratch because I asked this man to bring my oregano and he had to call and see if I meant fresh, dried, or ground. lol

the sound of happy squeals and little feet pitter-pattering on my hardwood floors makes life worth living 🥰

Stop letting the narrative be that the men are saving yall…We be saving THEM. 😂💀 Mfs don’t be knowing which way is up. They need a program. Idc idc

Shorty doing my nails told me I look 21 (I’m 33) but instead of being delulu I reminded myself that she’s working for tips 😅😭

I just bartended a wedding 600+ miles away from my hometown in a town with a population of 600 people and STILL managed to run into somebody I know 😭 I am literally never beating the popular allegations lol

Shout to Bills Mafia yall mfs know how to party

with thanksgiving approaching I just want to remind everyone that not everybody make they stuff the way yo fuck ass granny did 🥰

I don’t want therapy. I want revenge.

I guess it’s fck me

Nothing worse than a 40 year old YN lmaooo

macaulay cockin 34 year olds in situationships

he said this that straight drop I said let me rub it on yo gums then 🤧

disc one going crazy fr

great now i’m horny thanks a lot you two