Having a child is so weird because once you have one you can’t remember what your life was like before them.

The Song: Bounce wit it Drop wit it Lean wit it Rock wit it Snap wit it My Body:

People hate on the tv show friends, but like who doesn’t want that friendship?

ISO a girl to cuddle my husband. We have come to terms that I don’t like that shit but he deserves some snuggles.

PSA if you live in Eug/Springfield OR and you just found out that you’re pregnant tonight and your husband or bf came out to BJ’s by valley river to celebrate he just told his friend about how he cheated on Halloween and how funny it is no one knows Twitter do the thing pls

You ever have a dream your SO is cheating and you wake up just pissed as hell at them and wanna fight.

If you have multiple notifications on multiple apps that you REGULARLY don’t check, I’m sorry your conceited, and you can’t change my mind.

I feel like it should be a crime to be this pretty 😩

I hate that I’m the person that feels the need to eat leftovers for days when it’s literally not what I want. Love that I don’t like wasting food, but also that’s another reason why I have a bad relationship with food. COME ON TAYLOR.

Sorry it took me so long, been a busy couple weeks!!! The winner is @Kaylee_c15 ❤️❤️

Get to see my idol bert kreischer tomorrow and I literally could cry rn, I’m so excited.

Mary had a little lamb, it’s heart was black as coal. It crept into her room one night and ate her fucking soul.

Cade and I are the presidents of the never getting invited to anything club.

There’s not a lot of things that truly hurt me but friends not supporting your small business really does.

The moment you stop being the party house, no one reaches out.

I put too much hot sauce on my burrito so I started fanning it to cool it down.

Killer Burger, Oregon Legends Murals. Thank you so much LaMike james for this awesome opportunity! Such an honor. 🤘🏼