i need a friend with benefits, not SEXUALLY… i’m talking about nepotism & privilege

me if my family catches me mid suicide attempt

Ghibli art books

”Oh boy another unnecessary reboot/sequel/remake, I don’t eve- WRITTEN BY HUH?”

🔓

World war 3

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

todos

Academia doesn't run on a 9-5 work clock; it runs on a 24/7 guilt clock.

A match schedule like this really makes one appreciate being an unemployed university student

“I have two versions of outlook and neither of them are working” is actually a generational NASA quote now. Not quite One Small Step but every generation lives in a different world

Qualquer jovem faz mais candidaturas de emprego numa semana do que as 2 gerações anteriores durante a vida toda

i raise you a deadline and existential dread

Petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia

Fun fact: the Artemis insulation is made in cork so you can’t really go to the moon without a little piece of Portugal 💫

FUCK TEAMS. FUCK EXCEL. FUCK AUTHENTICATOR APP. FUCK ONE DRIVE.

Fiction, Yes. Academic, not likely.

i wanna be unemployed with a lot of money and never speak in person to anyone ever again