Yes, crack kills. But if you've got the skills, sell it to pay your Sallie Mae bills!

Chemistry majors: Have you tried cooking crystal meth? Dealing crank is another great way to pay back your student debt!

A Sallie Mae repayment tip: If you can't sell drugs, sell your body.

When we say sell your body, we don't care if you strip, hook, or pawn your organs. Just get us that cash, that's all that matters.

Last night's Upromise/ SallieMae "Twitter party" was so awesome! I got drunk on power and puked all over a generation's future.

@reibeatall We don't just want first-born children. We'll drink any child's blood. It's all part of how we worship our dark overlord, Satan.

We still don't offer deferment to the unemployed because ahahahaha FUCK THE POOR.

@mariyastrauss Sallie Mae doesn't do income-based repayment or deferment for the unemployed for their private loans. Only for federal loans.

J. Cole, why you mad though?

Dear SallieMae I hate you more than I've ever hated any bank. And I've had Bank of America.

Sallie Mae = Sadistic Millionaires. Isn't it cute how we hide that behind a nice female name?

If you're harassed by Sallie Mae: Write down their phone #s. Take yr # off yr acct & give em one of their OWN #s. They'll harass themselves!

(My plan works because Sallie Mae has so many phone numbers, how can they possibly keep track of them all?) #occupysalliemae

Help Stef Gray fight SallieMae 's predatory practices! Follow @SallieMaehem and sign her petition at www.defaultmenot.com

Hi new followers! If you HATE SallieMae follow @SallieMaehem to learn about the work she's been doing to expose SM's abusive practices!

Here at Sallie Mae, we believe in giving poor kids a chance - a chance to stay poor forever. Ha, like there's even a middle class anymore!