@fakevilhag I love you most.

{Pulls my sweater over @fakevilhag and whisks her away}

Whiskeys her away? Yeah. Thanks, autocorrect.

The kind where I make us Kraft mac & cheese and make you watch cartoons with me, @fakevilhag. {Picks you up and holds you close.}

business. Hurrying to get inside, I mumble,} Best day ever. Let's make a plethora of mac & cheese. @fakevilhag

I love you. So much. RT @fakevilhag: Okay, but notreallypratt in the new Jurassic World trailer. pic.x.com/FKf0ehRlY8

Is it Wednesday? My one and only #WCW goes to the beautiful @fakevilhag.

@fakevilhag I love you. I'll be here, waiting patiently.

@fakevilhag Fuck teachers. They can be such assholes. Play with me, games are nice. Of any kind.

@fakevilhag OH DAMN.

I love you. Forever. @fakevilhag

@fakevilhag I'm so beautiful.

I'm too hot, hot damn.

@fakevilhag It was just so tempting!

@fakevilhag I'll be here when you're free, my love.

@fakevilhag Hello, gorgeous.

Hot DAMN. x.com/fakevilhag/sta…

It's Wednesday here, so my #WCW goes to the one and only @fakevilhag. My one and only, too.

Happy birthday to the best woman in my life. Thank you for sticking around. I love you. @fakevilhag