CY YOUNG HIM

HOLY WE R SO BACK. JONAH TONG NOLAN MCLEAN METROS IN 4

Word of the night is CAPITALISM. Don’t ask idk.

Kodai Senga get ready to learn Japanese buddy.

Trading no hands Lamb if anyone wants. He’s 🗑️🗑️🗑️. #DemBoyz

Joe Namath….

Just overheard my liberal coworker (wears a mask) talking about how stupid golf and the people who show up to watch it are. “If he was getting tackled as he tried to hit the ball than maybe it would be interesting” - she says. Shrink liberals. #RyderCup #BethpageBlack

Scottie Scheffler is undoubtedly the worst putter in the entire tournament.

Scottie Scheffler when USA desperately needs him

Worst tweet of all time?🤣🤣

The Internet Invitational has been more entertaining than the Ryder Cup

internet invitational ep5: Mo is insufferably annoying in this, Great to see beef cooking and DOD king is still a herb

We’re in a pandemic where cringe ass dudes think anyone wants to see a get ready/day in life video.

Just saw two gays kiss on the jumbotron at Knicks game. Safe to say we have just been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. #KnicksTape

After seeing this diddy documentary it pretty much solidified he was responsible for Tupac’s murder. How tf is this guy not in jail for life on top of everything else.

HE IS A FRAUD

Every few months I get incredibly upset when I realize Kobe Bryant is dead

Larry Johnson. March god dammit.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Aaron Judge is not March.