You’d think I was begging to get bullied the way I need someone to give me a wet willy

PUT HIS ASS IN THE CHAIR AND LET ME BUNNY HOP!!!

I WILL NOT PARTAKE IN OR ENTERTAIN THESE TWITTER RACE WARS

Elon Musk needs to _ _ _

How symbolic that Wrestlemania is on Easter. I just so happen to know another J.C. who will rise again. You can’t see him either 👋🤔

I wish I could live my life in delusion :(

Damn man unemployment be calling to me sometimes

Just enrolled at Creamer University

Nothing worse than trying to explain something to nigga that does not want to listen

They got this nigga eating fried chicken and watermelon in the movie theater. They don’t even serve this shit there

Is it morally wrong to give non alcoholic beer to your child? Or nicotine free vape? 🤔

Political mfs on here talkin bout groyper and troon idk what any of this shit means Yall using these Star Wars ass names as insults Bring back real slurs!!!

Taylor Swift is pushing 40. She gotta start rapping about her pussy

My AirPod does this funny little thing where it falls out of my ear and enters a pocket dimension

The nerve of these niggas

I can spot a British face from a mile away

A Hispanic guy, an Arab guy and an Asian girl walk into a room…who says nigga first? 🤔🤔

I dream of a world where mixed babies aren’t shackled to the name “Jayden”

So weird to me the bully from Like Mike and Mary Jane from Spider-Man are married