Senator Josh Hawley: "The American people ... can't believe (that congressional stock trading) is legal already" "Most members of the public think it's already banned, and when I tell them it's 100% legal, they say Why?

New business idea: become a GPT wrapper company that services other GPT wrapper companies

Damn, I'm gonna have to start watching more rugby

Interviewer: Invert this binary tree Junior dev: Here's the algorithm I memorized Experienced dev: Let me find a library for that Senior dev: Does inverting the tree align with our core business objectives?

Instead of watching the debate I've decided to pull up YouTube videos of train wrecks. It's more soothing.

Granted I'm biased, but every graph or statistic I hear about math majors proves it's one of the most valuable degrees you can get. The ROI is almost guaranteed.

Here's my prediction for the presidential election: Whoever wins Georgia is winning the White House. Now, go vote - *especially* in state and local elections.

inside you there are two wolves

If I had a racehorse I would name it "Take off my bar"

Here are some giveaway ChatGPT responses in research papers I collected, because I woke up too early this morning and thought it would be funny.

Same way the microwave turned everyone into a chef

Tariffs formula: Let's add two more random Greek letters, that cancel each other out, just to make it more scientific and gain credibility. (4*1/4)

Removing query params before sharing a link is a basic sign of respect

We need a slur to describe people who feel like they're entitled to drive faster than the rest of traffic

Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I don't think hotels actually want you to sleep well

Corporations have no morals unless it affects their bottom line. If there was a button that could be pressed to make money at the expense of actively causing human suffering, then a corporation would pay someone $7.25/hr to sit there and press it all day.

Cowboys vs. Philly in the NFL opener? Jeeeezus, I want both teams to lose!

Is free wifi on buses not considered standard in every US state? Or do I just live a charmed life?