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Me distracting students with promises of progressivism while my racist and anti-Semitic homies do they thing

Scholarship alert: have a rat nip your tip for one free semester

Oh that's your girl? Then why is she in my DMs selling Ray-Bans for $24.99? 😎

I want another Ford Taurus

Driving around last night and heard some crackers complaining about tuition. You already know I had to show em wtf was up

Human trafficking?! In Reno? Damn that’s crazy

<literally any civil rights activists> mm no umm <Turning Point USA> Oo ahaha yeah that’s the one

What the fuck

Practice makes perfect with the exception of the Wolf Pack football team. They’re already perfect 𝓁𝑜𝓁 𝓊 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉

I don’t get what the big debate is about whether dudes should be shaving their assholes or not You ain’t get no bitches cuz there’s dingleberries swinging out your ass cheeks period

Some of you were today years old when you found out you’re supposed to clean between your ass cheeks while in the shower and it shows🤢

Online class is our divine punishment for having made fun of the University of Phoenix all these years

Freshmen at bars trigger my fight or flight response

og I will pimp slap the first person I see without a mask

I SAID FUCK TWELVE

how to lube before getting pegged wait this isn’t google

WAKANDA FOREVER✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

Wait. How did I know?

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