Frustrated Parent
@notlordmoynihan
Definitely not 'Lord' Moynihan; definitely not inspiring the future of Monmouth Schools; possible small man syndrome; all ideas my own (obvs) and are terrible
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03-07-2022 21:11:41
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Ooops! I wonder how that got into the press...š¤Did I mention 'fait accompli'? Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan Ā£32,000-a-year public school is set to make history by going mixed-sex mol.im/a/10980585 via Mail Online
Got a bit carried away on Saturday. Might have implied that the Haberdashers would consider investing lots of money in the school, new buildings, etc 𤣠Er, well, I mean, they might; anything is possible⦠šHaberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan
Project Alpha is our ācode wordā. Took us ages to come up with the name. Apparently itās a Greek letter. But it sure makes me feel like an Alpha Male to take control šŖšŖ Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan
I hope @MonBoysSport hasn't been told to unfollow meš¤. You'd think the staff would like to know what cunning plan I have in store for them... š Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan
Alpha gathering pace. Parents already pulling kids out. This is the perfect revenge for all those wedgies I had to endure back in the day. Iāll show them. You canāt make fun of me any longer. Iām a Lord! Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan
Huge respect for BoJo this morning. I know how he feels. If I learned anything from Mrs Thatcher, it was that when everyone else tells you itās a shit idea ā keep on going! #ColinKnowsBest #DontAskTheExperts Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan
Spoke with JMOC today. I call him the Cardinal. Heās not, obvs. Thatās his brother. Good meeting. But as it ended I think he said: āSee you next Tuesdayā. Weird. Iām sure Iāll see him on Saturday. Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan
So, a leader who wonāt listen when everyone tells him heās wrong. Who wonāt take the time to understand the details. Who insists on sticking to his guns in spite of all evidence. No parallels there, thenā¦š Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan
Just putting the finishing touches to my speech for tomorrow ā need some better ideas than last weekās bees and mentors. Otherwise Iāll have to keep talking until they give in. Love a bit of filibustering Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan
Might go big on the Sports Academy idea. No substance to it, of course, but it should play well with Boysā School parents. Will try not to let on that going co=ed always reduces sporting prowess Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan
Glorious day for the end of term. Looking forward to Speech Day. Another cohort of gullible parents to bamboozle with words like consultation, strategy, innovation, investment ā and of course world-beating. Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan
Decided not to repeat last weekās promises about the Haberdashers being prepared to make big investments in buildings and infrastructure. Say it once, theyāll forget. Twice and it can become a problem. Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan
Tempted just to give it to them straight. School is broke, Haberdashers wonāt stump up, so massive consolidation and redundancies are the only option. But us Tories know that honesty is never the best policy Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan
Fantastic morning. Didnāt get collared by any parents or staff. PhewšLots for the Cardinal to do this summer. Consultations with all the parents for starters šHappy holidays, everyone. Iām off to France!āļøHaberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan
Just been having a look at what we can put the fees up to if we pretend to be a Sports Academy. Donāt worry too much about the details. Smoke and mirrors. But look at the dosh! Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan
Finally, let us thank all the amazing staff at whichever school you attend and wish them a fantastic summer break Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan