Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile
Frustrated Parent

@notlordmoynihan

Definitely not 'Lord' Moynihan; definitely not inspiring the future of Monmouth Schools; possible small man syndrome; all ideas my own (obvs) and are terrible

ID: 1543703846022676480

calendar_today03-07-2022 21:11:41

33 Tweet

24 Followers

25 Following

Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ooops! I wonder how that got into the press...šŸ¤”Did I mention 'fait accompli'? Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan Ā£32,000-a-year public school is set to make history by going mixed-sex mol.im/a/10980585 via Mail Online

Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Got a bit carried away on Saturday. Might have implied that the Haberdashers would consider investing lots of money in the school, new buildings, etc 🤣 Er, well, I mean, they might; anything is possible… šŸ˜‰Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan

Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Project Alpha is our ā€˜code word’. Took us ages to come up with the name. Apparently it’s a Greek letter. But it sure makes me feel like an Alpha Male to take control šŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan

Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I hope @MonBoysSport hasn't been told to unfollow mešŸ¤”. You'd think the staff would like to know what cunning plan I have in store for them... šŸ˜‚ Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan

Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Alpha gathering pace. Parents already pulling kids out. This is the perfect revenge for all those wedgies I had to endure back in the day. I’ll show them. You can’t make fun of me any longer. I’m a Lord! Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan

Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Huge respect for BoJo this morning. I know how he feels. If I learned anything from Mrs Thatcher, it was that when everyone else tells you it’s a shit idea – keep on going! #ColinKnowsBest #DontAskTheExperts Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan

Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Spoke with JMOC today. I call him the Cardinal. He’s not, obvs. That’s his brother. Good meeting. But as it ended I think he said: ā€˜See you next Tuesday’. Weird. I’m sure I’ll see him on Saturday. Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan

Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So, a leader who won’t listen when everyone tells him he’s wrong. Who won’t take the time to understand the details. Who insists on sticking to his guns in spite of all evidence. No parallels there, thenā€¦šŸ˜‚ Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan

Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just putting the finishing touches to my speech for tomorrow – need some better ideas than last week’s bees and mentors. Otherwise I’ll have to keep talking until they give in. Love a bit of filibustering Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan

Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Might go big on the Sports Academy idea. No substance to it, of course, but it should play well with Boys’ School parents. Will try not to let on that going co=ed always reduces sporting prowess Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan

Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Glorious day for the end of term. Looking forward to Speech Day. Another cohort of gullible parents to bamboozle with words like consultation, strategy, innovation, investment – and of course world-beating. Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan

Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Decided not to repeat last week’s promises about the Haberdashers being prepared to make big investments in buildings and infrastructure. Say it once, they’ll forget. Twice and it can become a problem. Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan

Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tempted just to give it to them straight. School is broke, Haberdashers won’t stump up, so massive consolidation and redundancies are the only option. But us Tories know that honesty is never the best policy Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan

Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Fantastic morning. Didn’t get collared by any parents or staff. PhewšŸ˜‰Lots for the Cardinal to do this summer. Consultations with all the parents for starters šŸ˜‚Happy holidays, everyone. I’m off to France!ā˜€ļøHaberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan

Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just been having a look at what we can put the fees up to if we pretend to be a Sports Academy. Don’t worry too much about the details. Smoke and mirrors. But look at the dosh! Haberdashers' Monmouth School Simon Dorman Mrs Jessica Miles @thePrincipalHMS Colin Moynihan

Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As you can tell, I’ve rather run out of material now it's the holidays. So thanks to everyone who has followed and shared and helped raise the issues. I am just so frustrated at the damaging impact this will have on the education of my boy(s)/girl(s)/child/children!šŸ¤”šŸ•µļø 1/4

Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

And the feeling that it’s out of my hands and our voice is irrelevant as decisions have already been taken – and by bean counters, not educational experts. Yesterday’s announcement of Mrs Miles’ departure was just the worst news and no doubt the start of a damaging drip-drip 2/4

Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

of the best talent leaving the schools. I mean, who would want to stay in the midst of all this uncertainty, with threats over jobs and cut-backs looming? Long-term visions and plans for the next 50 years are completely irrelevant for the current pupils. 3/4

Frustrated Parent (@notlordmoynihan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I may be selfish but I only care about the next few years. As parents, we invest in our children’s future, not in the schools’ futures. I’m afraid Mr Moynihan has not recognised this. And I fully expect the parent consultation process to be written to ensure the right answer! 4/4