“There’s babies on my timeline,,,, babies,,,,” He literally tells everyone he’s 19, what.

|| I actually want to flip Didrik into an au Todoroki Shouto but I’m not and y’all should be thankful

Me VS not being extremely attracted to Mysterio

|| help I’m gay

— the sex game ;) ♡ for an honest answer. would i let you fuck me? loud or quiet? rough or gentle? hickeys or scratches? would i kiss you? would i marry you? (quote reply)

Smacks him with a newspaper.

Didrik laughed and stopped, grinning down at him. “Morning, sleepyhead.”

“Because I was threatened.” Catches the pillow and throws it blindly behind himself.

|| me every time I talk to anyone

|| How👏about👏no👏

i am: new in town

|| this tweet reminded me of that John Mulaney skit so I replied with that oops

Blinks into existence. “𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 be my valentine because I said so.”

Stretches in gay.

Oh, shit. Groans while stretching the GAYEST.

Stretches even HARDER in the most GAY POSE preparing for some GAY SHIT.

Cringes. “What a nasty sound.”

STRETCHES SO HARD AND BENDS OVER BACKWARDS SO FAR HES ALMOST SUCKING HIS OWN DICK

“You started it, hoe.”

“??????”