if ICE ever tried to raid my house i’m throwing vibrators and birth control pills like ninja stars. u will not ruin my vibe.

is it ok if i leave this here lmk

I’m just gonna leave this here..

if you can’t find me in the club i’m probably in the bathroom making questionable life decisions and pretending to be emotionally stable

You mean to tell me I look this good but I’m still single??

i wish i could tell you i’m doing great but i just ate a granola bar and it was the highlight of my day

Sent these to your step dad.. tell him to say thank you

Before & after 🥵

My therapist blocked me wyd?

My toxic trait? Texting ‘I’m outside’ when I’m absolutely not.

my toxic trait is thinking i’m mysterious when i’m actually just weird and kinda horny

So like.. who’s gonna confess their love for me today?

POV: I’m in your room telling you to get off the game

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a reward every time I do the bare minimum. Yes I washed a dish, when am I getting some head???

Good morning <33

Ummm why is my bestie this hot??? I’m gasping

Chat how do we feel about these PJs 😌

Fu*k it.. first one to guess my b00b size gets a free newd 😚 try me

Might have spent a little too much time in the sun 😩