Literally where does lottery money come from

Instead of googling things I just make tweets

i would sacrifice my first born for some cheese curds rn

When I get my first cat/dog I will be naming it Lunchbox

I’m so glad twitter has a draft feature wowie

I’ve made like 4 playlists for this boy and it’s only been about a month. Good lord

growing pains aren’t just body aches

I leave for college in… 13… days

life is too short, but i will live for you

Does someone wanna tell the universe to chill on me for a hot sec

I think I might also want to visit Utah

Can we bring back the milly rock

What did they even do with all of those boxtops we were forced to collect

Got bored so I scheduled a haircut

BUT THE THING IS, NO ONE CAN FIGURE OUT WHO MR. CADILLAC IS. IT'S WILD RIGHT? THE GUY IS SO MYSTERIOUS THEY WROTE A SONG ABOUT HIM. I GUESS HE'S GOT A LOT OF DIAMONDS HE FORGETS TO PUT ON. I HEARD THAT'S WHY HIS MONEY RAN OUT. YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO MAC SATURN FOR THE WHOLE STORY.

it is with great sadness and heaviness in my heart that i announce i must refill the brita again

happy bday to the little lady who helped me realize how to grow into myself. Nikki Nasty <3

my boyfriend told me i remind him of juno mcguff and i’ve never been happier / more in love before

happy November 9th, please try not to burn down anyone’s house today