FULL LEAKED AUDIO FROM SOUTHWEST PILOT!!!

The Democratic Party has now become the Republican Party: an institution of warmongering, fear mongering, hypocritical moralists. The Republican Party has become the Democratic Party: a faux populist gang of plutocrats who crave fame and acceptance. Now hate me because I’m right.

Do you guys think the rittenhouse family had a good thanksgiving or was it awkward

When my boss asks me to do anything more than the absolute minimum

If your child is gender confused just play the song hey-ya by OutKast and see what they do when Andre 3000 says “alright now ladies”

This tweet took 4 full time animators and cost $2.6 million

Maybe if I like all the same tweets as Elon musk I can get some of that sweet sweet cash 🤑

Will the WW3 memes be more or less funny if there actually is a war? I say more

Everyone was mad at Joe Rogan for saying the n word but nobody got mad at him for drop kicking my mom in a piggly wiggly that one time

Breaking: President Biden has just classified Putin as an Avengers level threat

hunched over my fridge hungover eating smoked salmon with my hands 😎 happy Friday fuckers

This is worse than the whole n word thing

This needs to be watched by everyone bc it might have a lot to teach us about russia v ukraine

Just asked a guy about his thoughts on the will smith Chris rock situation and he said “sir if you don’t stop throwing napkins and yelling about will smith we’re going to have to kick you out of this IHOP”

Big birds hunting smaller birds is insane. Image if there were big people that were way faster and had huge hands with claws and they ran around eating us that’d be wild huh

“Your food has been delivered” Me hungover in bed:

God saves his best weather for the worst days of the week

There should be an extra lane on highways called the fast as fuck lane for people who are on road trips or are late for stuff

My stupid cis white dad brought up Father’s Day when I called to wish him a happy Juneteenth and I hung up IMMEDIATELY

Finally came up with regions for the United States we can all agree on