🤢 My girlfriend has weird taste, send help.

You own a french girl?

I accept you for who you are, Clary, my dearest, but I think its time to establish some bounderies-

Alright, I propose we have a watch party at ( CLOSED ) MAGNUS BANE, High Warlock of Brooklyn. 's house tonight, bring popcorn and drinks.

IN THE GREE- Why?! Why did you let the bloody thing inside the greenhouse, its going to destroy all the flowers-

Must you know every skill that I have? Admiring from afar isn't much that you have to resolve to making a file out for me?

You named the bloody duck waddles? You named the duck. I can't believe you named- Well now its going to be imprinted on to you, we should "take care of it" now while its still early.

I know no waddles in my family registry. That is Identity Fraud!

𝙲𝙻𝙰𝚁𝚈 𝙵𝚁𝙰𝚈: 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛 penned by: #ʍԾԾՌρɧԹՏe An independent portrayal of Clarissa Adele Fairchild from the Shadowhunter Chronicles. Book-based, literate and descriptive. Ships with Jace Herondale. May contain mature and triggering themes. 21+

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Someone called for a knight in shining armour?

Good thing I am no knight.

My lady, I am a warrior who fights for the Goddess of Love, not some knight who serves under a King. Unless, of course its under you then I-

A present from Raziel for @thisisjaywrites I hope you like it. #ʍԾԾՌρɧԹՏe

||. Not gonna lie, she got me at anger management issues-

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ / / someone tried opening my account 😅

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ / / and if I start becoming active here, what then?

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤkicks door down, " daddy's home " . . . okay, after saying that, he realized how stupid it was— but who's going to notice— ㅤㅤ

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