The hidden force:

THIS CANNOT BE REAL LMFAO

all this yelling and screaming and I doubt they were as dedicated as me having to try to defend Courtney Lee hoops in middle school

Me: hey, can I have a little more chicken please? Chipotle worker:

Reading about China as an American

The bar exam did its job. Three cheers for the bar exam.

Interest rate of 279.5%

I'm out here doing lawyer work on my day off trying to submit a request to amend doing a lawsuit Pro Se is a lot of work

I'm a villain to villains I am so excited about my recent email to the New York State division of human rights My mood drafting it and the document attached:

Got my real ID in a Knicks jersey word to ya mother we up and winning tonight

Why do I always have B-, C-, D-, and E-plots running at once? I’m trying to focus on the fun Petty Batman game, but my focus is split. I’m in too many plot lines for someone who’s not even the main character.

I had to come to the mecca

These refs are some pussy ass bitches

Knicks fans helping OG Anunoby get to his car

The knicks by not fucking it up, have saved my mental health I’m gonna have pizza supremia knicks in 4

2 MONTHS LEFT UNTIL BLEACH ‼️ ARE YOU READY?

"Day to day"

Take my hamstring