@zer0syllables "Really?! Ahahahaha! This is great!" Shade's face lit up with joy. His bff was gonna hang out!

@zer0syllables "Ohhh come come!" He stopped in front of the late boom brothers. "This is Boom and Bewm! But you know all you need to know-

@zer0syllables -about them! Ahahahahaha! You are so very, very, cool!"

@zer0syllables "I love it when you kill bosses BFF! Ahahahaha! You're super cool!" Shade was acting like a child. He loved the Vault hunter

@zer0syllables Shade's face was beginning to hurt from all the grinning. He loved ever second of it! "I would love to! Ahahahah!" He-

@zer0syllables -clasped his hands eagerly. Shade was in pure awe.

@zer0syllables "May I...May I touch the shotgun?" Shade hasn't gotten this much attention if you don't count the dead bodies. He was-

@zer0syllables -ecstatic. "How many people have you killed with this? Ahahahahahaha!"

@zer0syllables Shade gently touched the shotgun, his smile was kinda creepy, but he was happy. "It's amazing! Ahahahahah!"

@zer0syllables "I'm surprised you haven't slapped me yet!" Shade gently put down the shotgun, his smile plastered on his face.

@zer0syllables "But you'd never do that to me! We're bffs!" Shade is so happy. He can barely contain it.

@zer0syllables Shade held out his arms for a hug. He is harmless, just insane and lonely. "You're the best BFF ever!" Shade only had-

@zer0syllables -corpses to chat with. He's even tried talking to Captain Scarlett, but that didn't turn out too well.

"I HAVE NOT BRUSHED MY TEETH IN EIGHT YEARS, NINE MONTHS, AND TWO DAYS. AHAHAHAHA."

"I HAVE VERY GOOD NAPS, WHAT CAN I SAY! I missed you all!"