Cast him Severance coward Ben Stiller

Trocheck: “I’m getting fucked up tonight” Rockstar shit

Men are such simps they'll laugh along with lame sexist jokes told by a sex pest rather than risk making any of the other men uncomfortable by confronting them about it. The vibe of every man-only hang is determined by the biggest pig in the room.

I want whoever made this decision to be President of the United States

Got a voicemail from Woodstock

We’re living in hell

#SavingPrivateBrilyn #SendBrilyn Michael Smerconish CNN President Obama FBI Director Kash Patel Three Year Letterman Eric Trump Katie Miller Celsius

Lindsey Graham every time he’s on Fox News pushing war

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

When I make a man- hating joke in front of the wrong people and they start lecturing me on how men have feelings too

End U.S. aid to Israel

If the Pope excommunicates JD Vance I’m going back to mass every sunday

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

On the helicopter leaving the ship right now. This planet is impossibly beautiful from every altitude I’ve seen it…surface to 250,000 miles

I love when Republicans lose

im not perfect but at least im not a woman supporting chris brown LMFAOOO

I feel like…maybe…he might be worse on Israel than Kamala

Pete hegseth has probably already started drinking