#MentionPeopleYouAreThankfulFor Dean Winchester. My husband, who is one of the best men I've ever known. I love him so much.

#MentionPeopleYouAreThankfulFor Always Castiel My angel, who pulled me out of hell and- I don't even know... I love him.

What if lettuces are actually superior beings and plan on taking over the world, huh?

Who needs #SeductiveSunday when you can be #SeductiveEveryday

Let's face it, every person here knows I am living proof that perfection exists.

How do I only have 369 tweets. 'm going to have to come back properly and fix this. I don't like it. Makes me uncomfortable.

Two nuns in the shower. One says "Where's the soap?" T'other one says "Yes it does, doesn't it?"

Read it and weep.

Sometimes I wonder why I'm not yet a stand up comedian. Then I realise that even I don't laugh at my own jokes.

Metatron is a penis face, pass it on

And today on #GiantSexToyChampionship

A close run for first place on #GiantSexToyChampionship

'pparently I'm an 'adorable arse.' You want to know who's /really/ an adorable ass? Castiel

Sometimes I wonder about you lot.

Do you ever just nope. I seem to nope a lot.

"Look how /big/ Dean is." #HungLikeAHorse

Sometimes I wonder if I'm inapproriate. Then I nope.

#PeopleWhoMadeMy2014 Dean Winchester My hunter-turned-husband. There is no one else I would rather spend my life beside. And plus- he's cute.

HAPPY NEW YEAR. I LOVE YOU ALL. PEACE OUT, NERDS.