It never gets old.

March Madness Rounds 1 and 2 is the greatest 4 day weekend of the year. I take PTO every year and will continue to until I die. Basketball on from 11 AM to 11 PM for 4 days. Absolute heaven

I want to thank the Irish for inventing my favorite way to exit a function

Getting absolutely cooked on your first March Madness bet but realizing you have 66 more games to go 🍽️

The funniest part is, I would’ve never had any idea that Afroman had ever released these if they didn’t sue to make it viral lmaooooo

I’m so excited for tomorrow. I can’t handle it.

How I’m sleeping tonight knowing we get madness tomorrow

This entire lawsuit and all the testimony is absolutely hilarious. Needs to be a Netflix documentary

Afroman has shown me that I am not hating enough

Seriously, he’s not going to last five minutes in that game when he gets a firsthand glimpse of the Duke whistle. He may actually pull a gun on someone.

diddukewin.com

Eagles GM Howie Roseman: “A.J. Brown is a member of the Eagles.” More via Tim McManus: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

“Duke choking is an American tradition that can unite a country in a fragmented and divided time.” Well said Pablo Torre 👀

AJ Brown trade talk is failing so here comes the Jalen Hurts propaganda. Like clockwork, baby.

Easter Eve is a holiday I invented in my head where you get real banged up and rise again like jesus on Easter Sunday.

Scottie Scheffler just did something no one at The Masters has done since 1942. Bogey-free weekend. 9 birdies. 1 eagle. 0 bogeys.

Sittin courtside tonight

My five year plan is to see how it goes

May God have mercy on all of our souls

Boston sports in 2026 Celtics blow 3-1 lead Patriots blown out in Super Bowl Red Sox aren’t a playoff team Bruins lost in playoffs Back in the basement you go Boston