Ben Alexander (@notbenalexander) 's Twitter Profile
Ben Alexander

@notbenalexander

no thank u

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calendar_today03-04-2013 09:47:04

18 Tweet

46 Followers

6 Following

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jorjor wel
@maxsplaining

13 years ago

vegetarian except for bacon

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jorjor wel
@maxsplaining

13 years ago

When my bra matches my underwear i feel really coordinated and happy

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jorjor wel
@maxsplaining

13 years ago

Kath and Cal OTP

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jorjor wel
@maxsplaining

13 years ago

Ben Alexander rt if u cried

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jorjor wel
@maxsplaining

13 years ago

sometimes i cry bc ben is much wittier than me

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jorjor wel
@maxsplaining

13 years ago

Ben Alexander "where do babies come from?" "WHERE DONT THEY?" [opens cupboards and babies begin falling out]

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jorjor wel
@maxsplaining

13 years ago

Ben Alexander "gods telling me to sleep"

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jorjor wel
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13 years ago

I CANT BELIEVE I GOT A MARK FOR THIS

I CANT BELIEVE I GOT A MARK FOR THIS
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jorjor wel
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13 years ago

the mediocre wall of china

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jorjor wel
@maxsplaining

13 years ago

Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!

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jorjor wel
@maxsplaining

13 years ago

the only people i trust are the people who like big butts

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jorjor wel
@maxsplaining

13 years ago

tweetin from the toilet