My face is the smoothest it’s been since I started puberty, barely any visible shadow unless you’re close enough to kiss me I’m so happy I could cry, laser is fucking awesome

Hello Seattle I am inside you

Returned to wordle after not playing in months or years because everyone said today’s was so hard. Got it in 4 guesses within three minutes Wordle 1,644 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Yeah

Side note to this there was a while where I was like “yeah I’m nonbinary but my needs and desires are basically functionally identical to those of trans women” and then I didn’t figure out I was a woman for another year

Parental estrangement is a trip bc this description fits my mom to a T and I’ve STILL convinced myself that it’s partially my fault

My romantic partner and platonic partner are friends now and this is very fun because it means we get to have a little puppy pile and be cozy and enact extremely mild amounts of violence on each other

Was just saying today that the only Christmas music I feel truly positive toward is the Vince Guaraldi soundtrack to the Peanuts special

Doing this w my platonic partner I’m moving in with. I am in grad school and work part time, and they’re a software engineer. I pay 12.5% of the rent lmao

I hate how much I’ve been allowing myself to engage in discourse lately but truly if you think trans women shouldn’t allowed to say fæggot but gay men should, I do not value your opinion on any queer matters

I’ve so far avoided this discourse but this is so funny bc I wear baseball caps constantly and only started ~1 year into transition Chat is this boymoding

I made a close friend in college whom I miss dearly who just hasn’t responded to my messages. But still occasionally comments sweet things on my posts. I wonder what’s up w them

Jeopardy closed captioning misspelled “vagus nerve” as “Vegas nerve” Also erroneously added an apostrophe to Finnegans Wake I know it’s not the captioners’ job to know the trivia but they were decidedly not killing it

Last time I renewed my library card the librarian asked if my information was the same, and I said “yeah but can I add a preferred name” and they looked at me and emphatically said “your preferred name *is* your name” It was so sweet

Have been increasingly thinking this about The Bug Collector. I love a huge portion of Haley Heynderickx’s music, but good god The Bug Collector is brilliant. I do have lots of love for her underdogs too tho, Fish Eyes is one of her best songs

Sorry what were we saying about what butch trans women look like

Guys I lost access to my twitter DMs how did this happen